This is so not safe for work, but Dan Savage's reader suggestions about what sexual act to name the "Santorum" almost had me hyperventilating. The piece includes several original sentences - combinations of words never seen before in English - and that's always a plus.

But isn't "Before I sodomize my gay, unmarried dog" a show in development for Fox?

Per recent requests to document more of what I mean about political hypocrisy, here's some of the latest examples of the Bush administration saying exactly what it does not mean. There was also supposed to be a positive conservative example at the end of a supply-sider who favors starving the government of revenue but wants to have the discussion on those merits, but that darned liberal media barely saw fit to report on it, and I can't find the reference now. Sigh.