Martha Stewart set to race giant pumpkin in Canada

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Worried Martha Stewart fans can relax -- the ex-convict lifestyle guru will be rowing a giant 600 lb (270 kg) decorated pumpkin across a Canadian lake this weekend after all.

Every day, the world becomes a little bit more like The Simpsons.

Headline:

CNN.com - Bush plans 'major speech' on Iraq, terrorism

Several paragraphs later:

McClellan said the address "is not a speech on Iraq," but Bush "will talk about Iraq in the context of the broader war on terrorism."

How long does he think we'll buy they're all "major" speeches, anyway?