So, so incredibly wrong. I won't even bandwith-leech the picture - just click through, and make sure there's no liquid in your mouth.

But I wish it were. Imagine my surprise at this E-mail a few moments ago:

Powerball numbers for 06/17/2006 are:

10 20 22 39 48 Powerball 25 
Powerplay 4 

The estimated Grand Prize was: $101,800,000 ($46,276,534.29 cash).
There was one Grand Prize winning ticket in the state of Oklahoma!

January 14 was the first PowerBall drawing for which you could buy tickets in Oklahoma. I was thinking of posting something along the lines of, "Hmm, it's been five months now and no one's won. Maybe this thing is rigged."

Then someone in Oklahoma wins it - just when I was getting suspicious. Maybe it is rigged…