Crummy church sign theology
Brutal but true.
Sign: Easter is a joke on the devil. Ha!
Comment: God must be one committed prankster, sending his Son to die for a punch line.
and:
Sign: God deserves your attention
Comment: I don't recall that verse in the Bible:
Be ye holy, as I am holy. And stand up straight and pay attention when I'm talking to you, son!
Does He want us to salute as well?
and:
Sign: Stand for Something
Comment: Yes!! Anything at all will apparently do!
and perhaps my favorite:
Sign: Kill the Devil!!
Comment: Can we.......DO that? What's taken so long, then?
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