Even before the opening title on last night's episode, there's dialog that reminds me why I love this show:

Jack: (to his mother) Did you get Hot Pockets?

Mom: I got the organic kind.

Jack: (exasperated) The organic kind taste like ass!

Mom: (holding up one of the boxes) All-natural, preservative-free ass!

I can't imagine why that's not on the menu at finer dining establishments.