Pope Reborn as Superhero in Comic

BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) - Pope John Paul II is being reborn in a Colombian comic book as a superhero battling evil with an anti-Devil cape and special chastity pants.

The artist also plans to produce action dolls with the name of his comic. He said, "He isn't John Paul II anymore. From now on, he's the Incredible Popeman."

He's been working on the comic for about a year, and in the first issue, by the strangest coincidence, John Paul II dies "and is reborn with superpowers beyond the infallibility Catholic doctrine gave him on Earth."

I have to stop now before I overdose on straight lines. Call a medic. And don't even ask about my pants.