Joke application which predicts your wife/girlfriend's mood

I don't think anyone needs a program to predict Dori's mood when she sees this:

Based on a post on the Tilted Forum Project. Given a female's last period date and menstrual cycle length this program will give you an alert level similar to the Terror Alert Level given by the US Department of Homeland Security. Text is taken verbatum from willravel's post.

Dori will not tolerate "verbatum." Yeesh.

(Via VersionTracker: Mac OS X.)