Me: caramel cups rock my face off

Friend: rofl

[conversation on other topics]

Me: but nonetheless

Me: caramel cups

Me: i'm serious

Me: mmmmmmmm

Friend: rofl

Me: they're even better than the peanut butter cups

Me: no pretend, vestigial traces of nutrition

Me: maybe one bag of each

Me: hmm

Me: if there's ever a "sam's choice white chocolate caramel cup," i'm done

Me: no chance

Me: see you at promises

Friend: hehe

Me: I'd put them in a bowl and pour cream on them and eat them for breakfast with a sprinkle of cocoa powder

Me: "take that, you fucking trix rabbit!"

Friend: ok, you're a little goofy