A 19-year-old PETA staffer has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com.

Chris Garnett, youth outreach coordinator for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said he changed his name in support of the group's anti-KFC campaign.

Those damn activist judges are letting liberal animal rights activists redefine themselves! We need to amend the Constitution to preserve the sanctity of names!