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Author:   Matt Deatherage  
Posted: 8/20/06; 8:44:14 PM
Topic: Crummy church sign theology
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Crummy church sign theology

Brutal but true.

Sign: Easter is a joke on the devil. Ha!

Comment: God must be one committed prankster, sending his Son to die for a punch line.

and:

Sign: God deserves your attention

Comment: I don't recall that verse in the Bible:

Be ye holy, as I am holy. And stand up straight and pay attention when I'm talking to you, son!

Does He want us to salute as well?

and:

Sign: Stand for Something

Comment: Yes!! Anything at all will apparently do!

and perhaps my favorite:

Sign: Kill the Devil!!

Comment: Can we.......DO that? What's taken so long, then?

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