"Criminal defendants in America are innocent until proven guilty, unless they don't say they're innocent, in which case they're obviously guilty."

Bonus shorter: "Elite athletes who are dismissed from professional sports teams when they don't earn their multimillion-dollar salaries are going through exactly the same thing as a dog that's been tortured and hung until dead."

I mean, geez, it's possible to have sympathy for Michael Vick and believe that people are innocent until proven guilty without being a complete and total prick who stereotypes lawyers, defendants, and vaguely implies that animal rights activists are racists. Unless, of course, you are Gregg Easterbrook. It pains the soul.