This is why I shouldn't ever have the TV on to local stations, even if I don't watch the local news: they have ads for the local news.

Transcript of promo that just aired on KWTV (channel 9, CBS affiliate) here in Oklahoma City, with anchorbot Alex Cameron speaking in front of a monitor reading "First at Four," hyping the station's 4:00 PM newscast:

A special guest joins us today—MY LITTLE PONY will be live in studio to preview their upcoming performance in Oklahoma City. That's today, First at Four.

I mean, it's not like there's anything else going on in the world…

(Response from a friend: "And is Linda Cavanaugh interviewing Barbie over on KFOR?" My response: "Linda Cavanaugh isn't Barbie??")