Reuters - Welcome to the State Fair of Texas -- a magical land where calorie counters cowerfor cover and almost every conceivable food product can end up deep fried. [Yahoo! News - Oddly Enough]

And, my favorite part:

The [Snickers] candy bar is dipped in a batter, fried for about 30 seconds and served hot on a plate that quickly becomes saturated in oil. A calorie count was not immediately available.

Here we are, scooping Reuters again...