Q: Why won't you testify before the 9/11 commission without Cheney at your side?

A: Because they want to ask us questions.

Q: I asked why you're appearing together, instead of separately as they requested?

A: Because we can both answer this way.

Why is it that the same people who complain about the public schools are the same ones who can't see that George W. Bush is the worst president since, and possibly including, Warren G. Harding? Do they just like private schools because of their selective history teaching?

All Americans should be embarrassed tonight.