My hometown claims the title of "Onion Fried Burger Capital of the World," as if such things are regularly measured, and this Saturday is the annual Burger Day festival. The highlight, of course, is the cooking of the world's largest onion-fried burger on a giant grill downtown. I love the local newspaper's page advertising this:

Saturday,  May 1, 2004
Downtown El Reno, OK
10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
The “Big One” starts cooking at 12 noon
8 1/2 feet and over 750 pounds of the finest in Fried Onion Ectasy

Fried onion "ectasy." What more could you want?