NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno":

"President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) answered questions before the 9/11 commission ... They did not testify under oath, there was no videotape, no audiotape, not even a stenographer writing down the questions or the answers; there's no record of any kind; kind of like President Bush's National Guard service ..."

CBS's "Late Show with David Letterman":

"President George Bush and his little buddy Dick Cheney ... testified together before the 9/11 commission for about three hours and 10 minutes.

"Here's the condition of the testimony: No transcript, no records whatsoever, no evidence that it ever happened; it's just like President Bush and the National Guard."